Sun Dance, Help Needed

Help!! I am in the land of permanent winter. As a person of action, I am summoning your assistance. I need to do a sun dance, but I am not sure of the rules about this sort of thing. Do I need to stand outside and do it in the rain, or is it okay to do it inside my hotel room? Do I need a quorum or a minyan and do we all have to be together when the sun dance is performed? I don’t know the rules, but let’s take our chances. Please chant the following:

I’m Mister Sun
I’m Mister Heat Blister
I’m Mister Hundred and One
They call me Heat Miser,
What ever I touch
Starts to melt in my clutch
I’m too much!

I never want to see a day
That’s under sixty degrees
I’d rather have it eighty,
Ninety, one hundred degrees!

(See the video here.)

Please, Mr. Heat Miser, visit us in Bar Harbor, Maine.

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